You know you are obsessed with all things celebrities. Sometimes you even refer to them by first name as if you know them. Sometimes you even feel like you do know them. This is what is known as...Friend in my head. For those celebrities that are your friends...well in your head anyway.

Friday, March 31, 2006

Celeb News for the week of March 27, 2006

BREAKING NEWS!!


It's official. Kimora Lee Simmons and Russell Simmons have officially announced their split. I saw it on the news. Damn, Damn, Damn. Does anyone stay together anymore??

WHITNEY...SAY IT AIN'T SO



Tina Brown, Bobby Brown's sister, tells all in the new issue of the National Enquirer on newsstands now. She says she would get high with Whitney and basically is diming her out in this story. (she probably got mad paper for selling her out). Tina is now clean and is saying Whitney is on the verge of disaster. She took a photo of Whitney's bathroom (alleged bathroom) and it is the front damn page of the tabloid. Apparently Whitney locks herself away for days smoking crack and what not and is missing her teeth (DAMN!).

Naomi Campbell Has Lost Her Damn Mind...Again




WTF is this b***ch's problem? Why does she have to go around cracking her help in the head? I want to interview for the job of her next assistant just so I can smack that beeatch in the face. I dare her to put her hands on me. Anyways, Naomi was arrested for allegedly throwing a cell phone at her 41-year-old housekeeper's head. OUCH! Go to TMZ.COM for more details.


Jessica Simpson & Queen Latifah to Adopt



Damn Angelina for starting a trend. Ok, I want to adopt kids someday too don't get me wrong these kids need a home, but why is it Hollywood has to jump on a bandwagon for everything? I hail the Queen for her decision to adopt, but Jessica needs to stop. How about you learn to take care of yourself first, huh?

Split-Ups of the Week



It seems that Kimora Lee Simmons (who I love..get her book its amazing!) and Russell Simmons are headed for splitsville. The rumors just won't go away that it's a wrap with these two. Personally, I hope its not true...but time will tell.

Joey, I mean Matt LeBlanc, is filing for divorce from his wife of 3 years Melissa. LeBlanc's rep issued the following statement: "Melissa and Matt LeBlanc have decided to end their marriage of three years. The dissolution is amicable. They remain devoted parents and friends. For the sake of their family, they ask that their privacy be respected at this time." Read more here

Nick Lachey and that chick from Laguna Beach who I don't care about broke up. So sad....next.

Hook-up Rumors of the Week



Last week she was with Jamie Foxx, this week it's Tyrese. Why its none other than actress Meagan Goode of course. My question is who is Jamie Foxx with this week? He better watch all that female-musical chairs before he get burnt.

Terri Hatcher and Ryan Seacrest?? Are you F-ing kiddin' me? Stop the madness. First of all, all I have to say to Ryan is "How you doing?" and Terri knows she out for publicity. Whatever, I don't believe this mess. I love Ryan don't get me wrong, but he need to come on out and keep it moving. Read more about this in the new issue of US Weekly

Channing Tatum(my #1 baby's daddy) and Amanda Bynes have been seen canoodling around town. I am heartbroken. And quite frankly, he can do better. I hope its just for publicity for their movie.

For those of you that watch Divorce Court you will be sad to know that this is Judge Mabelean's last season. I love her. I am so sad. As long as Mathis is still on I'm cool.

Possible Tour Alert



According to radio DJ Patty Jackson here in Philly, there is a tour in the works to be starring Mariah, Mary J. Blige, and Keyshia Cole. I am sooo there!

Cat Fight: Star vs Joy



Okay, so I did not have the pleasure of seeing this week's episode of The View when Star Jones called in to talk about why she wasn't there and why she was in the hospital (plastic surgery), and apparently she went on and on and on. Well, Joy said "Enough Star!" and then Star said something like "You know what, Joy" and then they cut it off. DAMMMMMN! It's going down on the View. I need to start taping it.

"ATL" Premiere



ATL comes out today starring T.I. I wasn't trying to see this, but I've heard nothing but good things about it so I may check it out. Below are a few pics from the premiere.